Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Palin should put some money where her mouth is

If I were Sarah Palin, I would capitalize on this "Lipstick on a Pig" thing.

I would go to Revlon or Cover Girl or Maybelline and whip up a shade of lipstick and call it it "Sarah's Smile" or "Palin's Pout"--she could have a version for either outcome of the election.

I would sell it everywhere and use the proceeds to fund my campaign. Or make a big show of giving it to charity. Or buy a new airplane.

This act would prove her to be the ultimate American: this country is built on capitalism, and we really enjoy self-made people. Fame and fortune above all.

And, win or lose, she could still laugh all the way to the bank; wouldn't that really make her an all-American hero?

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